Kudzu Bloom

The victor belongs to the spoils
  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

Do you ever get the feeling that your guardian angel is drunk? He’s just like,”Oh fuck oh fucking fuck, I’m here man, sorry I’m late”

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Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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My coworkers beat yours.

My coworkers beat yours.

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.

—J.D Salinger, “The Catcher in the Rye” (via theedeester)

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Moved in, one picture hung, and ready for the next year.

Moved in, one picture hung, and ready for the next year.